tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2081076774180398721.post5225459139643636011..comments2023-05-21T07:57:00.964-07:00Comments on The Average Broad: Everyone is too fat for LA so you should just get the large fries and stop worrying about it.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2081076774180398721.post-35904949331773572362010-11-21T02:59:13.910-08:002010-11-21T02:59:13.910-08:00KUDOS to you for posting this. It explains exactly...KUDOS to you for posting this. It explains exactly what I've been trying to explain to people who don't live in LA: no matter what, it's not enough. <br /><br />I'm 41. I think I look pretty decent for 41. I don't smoke, drink, or tan, so I'm not looking like a catcher's mit; no kids, so my boobs are basically still okay. However, I'm about 20lbs over what I should be to be healthy. Even if I lost 20 lbs, I would be ENORMOUSLY overweight for this town. And I couldn't get lower than that goal weight unless I literally forced myself into a seriously dysfunctional relationship with food. And as a Midwesterner raised by a Southern-cooking dad, it's not gonna happen. <br /><br />But even if I did get to be Courtney Cox thin, it wouldn't be enough. <br /><br />So eff it. I like bacon. Courtney can live a miserable salad eating life, while I will be content with pork products.Julie Wnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2081076774180398721.post-83795662935131411892010-11-19T15:17:20.303-08:002010-11-19T15:17:20.303-08:00Plus, Average Broad, when you get old, you will lo...Plus, Average Broad, when you get old, you will look back at you 25 year old bod and think you were smokin' and be sad you did not appreciate the ass you had because the ass you NOW have is not only a little bigger, it is a bit droopier, too. Hypothetically.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com