A Shitstorm of Velociraptors.

Me: (referring to one of EM's more difficult clients) My raptor herd will take her out. Is it a 'herd' of raptors?

EM: Yeah, don't make me get my shitstorm!

Me: Is that the proper name?

EM: What?

Me: You know, a pod of whales, a herd of chupacabras, a pack of wolves, a murder of crows... a shitstorm of velociraptors? Man... can you imagine that script rewrite on Jurassic Park? Dr. Grant is talking to that little kid in the beginning and is like, "...and that's when the attack happens. Not from the front, but from the sides - whoosh! From the shitstorm of raptors you didn't even know were there!" ::KID'S EXPRESSION IS LIKE OMG NO EFFING WAY:: The point is you are alive when they start to eat you. The shitstorm, that is."

EM: Ha ha, I like that.

Me: Me too. I should probably be a screenwriter.