It's mornings like this that I'm reminded of something my Friend With Great Hair said about MEH and I. "It's not that you're bad seeds, but you'll never grow into a fruitful tree." I want that on my business cards.
Day two of my detox is going okay, though I realize now that I'm addicted to dairy. I've been fantasizing about big, drippy ice cream cones for two solid days (yep, both days of this detox) and alternately recognizing and respecting that I could never be vegan because I would probably kill someone for even the lowliest slice of Kraft American cheese.
Freaking judgmental ice cream mofo.
Also, hey, why did everyone hate "Sucker Punch"? I liked it a lot. I ask because I'm currently listening to the soundtrack and I have a hard time splitting my focus today. Maybe it's the lack of ice cream in my diet.
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Dude. I could NEVER be a vegan. Ever. I'm pretty sure it's because I'd feel like I'm cheating every time I'm eating MILK chocolate. Unless that's dumb, in which case I'd say that I'd probably cut a bitch over some cheese too. And Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream.
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I would LOVE to be a vegetarian, myself. I even have added some Morning Star foods to my meals. And they're amazing. But I love hamburgers, bacon and chicken so so so much. And BBQing? I can't imagine BBQing veggie food. :( I admire vegetarians/vegans, but I don't think I could ever be one. Jen supports my love for Morning Star foods totally, though she thinks they're disgusting, heh.
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