Happy Hangover Thursday! Eat some chicken.

I didn't wear green yesterday, even though I love St. Patrick's Day and am proud of the fraction of Irish blood in my veins. I also didn't go out, because I had a crappy day after other crappy days and didn't feel like being that girl at the bar who smiles at you provocatively and then yells at you for talking to her when clearly, she just wanted to drink alone and not be bothered.

I wanted to yell at people yesterday, and probably would have been in that situation. Plus, going out in LA is annoying unless you can walk to the bar, which is rare. I'm a much better drinker when I don't have to focus on anything but drinking.

In other less exciting news, I figured out the nail polish situation, which I know kept you on the edge of your seat. Sephora tells me this color is black with multi-colored glitter, but it doesn't matter since OPI chips like a mofo and I've resolved to go back to my faithful brand, Orly. Best. Nail Polish. Ever.

Right now, there's a man emailing my company named Karl (with a K) and it just reminds me of this ridiculous collection of quotes pulled from a Karl Lagerfeld interview I came across on The Cut, including my absolute favorite: "I admire porn... And I personally only like high-class escorts. I don’t like sleeping with people I really love. I don’t want to sleep with them because sex cannot last, but affection can last forever. I think this is healthy. And for the way the rich live, this is possible. But the other world, I think they need porn. I also think it’s much more difficult to perform in porn than to fake some emotion on the face as an actor." Karl, you sassy minx! I can't wait for Chanel-inspired erotica. Step back, Kiki de Montparnasse!

Random Thing I Love Today:
- That Michael Bastian was nominated for CFDA. His Fall 2010 Men's made me get my panties in a bunch... in a good way. Next time, casting call for THAT runway show at my apartment please.